Name them Caedmons

[Roscoe]

Derek Webb - Town Leprechaun who seems to disappear years at a time...
Todd Bragg - Sasquatch impersonator
Cliff Young - Mayor, Local Pro Fisherman and Cognac Connoisseur
Danielle Young - Housewife to Mayor Young
Andrew Osenga - Only Normal guy in the town
Garrett Buell - Founder and sole member of the facial hair club for men...Also an expert at giving people Congas in their monitors...
Josh Moore - Town youth and church organ player... 
Jeff Miller - Known by the locals as Doomsday. Local folklore suggest he was in a legendary sword fight with former citizen Aric Nitzberg. Others suggest they used Bass Guitars. Those who know the truth refuse to speak up.